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Cliff "Cabaret" Wright did just enough to regain The Pig in a thrilling display (not) of golfing skills in Vilamoura. writes Phil McAvity His two opening rounds of 33 points (each round) put him in a commanding position to regain Piggy and even though he could only muster a miserable 21 on the final day the deed was done and, alas, the Pig returns to the Midlands for another year. If only Aiden McEvoy could have scored another 5 points the coveted trophy could have stayed on the Fylde (its preferred home). More Info

NEW KID ON THE BLOCK WINS CANASTA CUP New Kid on the Block Mark Constantine won the Canasta Cup in fine style with scores of 27, 34 and 32 More info here

MUPPET SPLIT !! History in the making!! The most uncoveted trophy in golf was shared by Doug and Kim who both came home with abysmal scores of 117. More info here

Aidan and Trev in HORROR SMASH

Trevor and Aidan were counting their lucky stars today after a horror smash involving their golf buggy and a STATIONARY lamp-post. A shaken Aidan said, "It was scary, one minute I was telling Trevor how stupid he was then BANG, his head was hurtling through the windscreen!!" Eye-witness reports suggest that Aidan was distracted momentarily whilst he was asking Larry for the correct time. Trevor declined hospital treatment and carried on like a true soldier but his score reflected the harrowing escapade. A spokesman for Vilamoura Blue Police Dept. said "We are looking for a short white male in connection with this incident ...eth eth eth eth, scorchio, Beckham, Goooooaal !!"